Anonymous asked: hey toph and sokka i have a challenge for you and kattara and aang can put their input on this to but they can not compete in the challeng well sokka you have to let toph do WHAT EVER she wants to do to you and toph you have to let sokka DRESS YOU UP AND PUT MAKEUP ON YOU and yall have to send pics or videos of what yall did :p so there is yalls challeng begin
…Doing whatever Toph wants me to do will probably involve broken bones…
Aang: Yeah, but then you get to dress her up however you want!
-some time later…-
“ALLRIGHT SNOOZLES, YOU READY?”
Can I at least take the blindfold off?!
Oh, fine! Ready!
Katara: I don’t know if this is such a good idea…
“Of course it’s not! That’s why we’re doing it!”
-thud- Toph kicks her heel into the ground. Sokka, standing on a tall pillar of stone, is thrusted down a smooth earthen slide
Katara: Is that… Tar?
Aang: Monkey feathers!
“Gonna need to buy a new pillow, but so totally worth it.
Katara: How’d you know the apple would stick in his mouth?
“He always screams with his mouth open reaaaal wide.”
Aang: How do you know he always-
Katara: some questions are better left unasked…
-sokka is tossed into the air by a ramp at the end of the slide-
Katara: Let me guess; center of town?
“You know it.”
Katara: sigh… Let’s go get him before the townspeople have too much of a laugh…
-some more time later-
Okay everyone, as you are now all aware of, I have been given the opportunity to dress Toph up however I see fit - Now, the one thing I’m gonna need from you all is hysterical laughter from the moment she steps out, okay?
Ho tun: well, what’s she wearing?
That’s the best part - nothing out of the ordinary!
Aang: Aww, Sokka! where’s the fun in that?
Ahh, but Aang, that’s the best part! She doesn’t know she’s wearing nothing out of the ordinary!
Aang: But how- oOOOH!
Katara: I still have no idea how you two keep forgetting she’s blind.
ANYWAY, everyone make sure to laugh really hard, and try to make it as convincing as possible, okay? It doesn’t matter what she’s actually wearing - only your reactions to it matter, because that’s the only way she has to judge. okay?
The Dark One: This is going to go horribly wrong….
No, things only go wrong when you’re directly involved, and that’s because of negative thinking.
Random guy: Can we get this over with already?
okay, okay, fine! TOPH, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!!
“You know, I don’t feel any different… What exactly am I-“
“I guess it must be-“
“I mean everyone-“
“You know I think that’s about-“
“Sokka!!! What did you-“
“I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MEATHEAD!”
The Dark One: told you…